Ok let's talk about this suicide shed... (My cult theory)
Hey everyone. Longtime lurker here, never posted before. I
always told myself I wouldn't share theories unless I really
believed I had something worth saying. But I think I finally
do.
I've watched the "Suicide Shed" episode more times than I'd
like to admit, and I noticed something I haven't seen anyone
else bring up. In that rural part of rural Ohio, a lot of
people out there believe in aliens. And I don't mean just
casual sightings, but full-on abduction stories, skywatch
groups, even rumors of small town cults.
I know this because my grandparents, who lived in that area
until they died (natural causes, nothing sketchy there), used
to talk about "the lights" and "the ones who watch us from up
there."
Anyway, this got me thinking. What if the suicides weren't
just suicides?
We've seen UFO death cults before. Heaven's Gate is the most
famous example. And while those events involved a mass
suicide, the idea behind them was spiritual ascension, or what
some call "enlightenment." Basically, the idea is leaving this
world behind to join something greater. Even though the deaths
in the shed weren't all at once, what if that's just because
it was a loose network of believers?
Think this is a stretch? Well here's where it gets weird...
Almost all of the deaths happened on dates that lined up with
either comet activity, meteor showers, or lunar eclipses. To
me, that is not a coincidence. It's a pattern. And by the way,
I'm not saying a literal spaceship was coming for these folks.
I'm saying they thought one was.
And here's where it connects to the Paranoids... What if this
cult saw the Paranoids as a threat? These were outsiders
poking around their sacred ground and filming it. The shed
could be more than a site of tragedy. It could be holy to
them, or something. Maybe that's why the Paranoids vanished.
Anyway, I know most of you will probably write this off as
tinfoil BS. But I think there's something here. And I'm going
to keep digging. Peace.